!See his father again call;My cao, still old customer!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1865 a son who sits Ms. Tai how to him of
One is getting more pregnant by one inattention of Ms. Tai.Inception she really don't know, afterwards she thinks again:A kid's keeping is quite good, the province can bother behind, also retire to enjoy life for oneself to attend funeral.October is pregnant, a boy Wa Wa falls to the ground.The young lady is very excited!
Time isn't long, the young lady plans to the kid rise name, thus is annoyed to come.Why?Because young lady not know who the kid's father is, also not knows a kid the surname what, have no surname, how to can rise name!The young lady worries very up.At this time, the young lady's a sister gives decision to say:A Mr. Ge whom you usually accompany is a school of arts professor, why not seek his help since the name.Young lady a listen to delight with unexpected good news!
After several days, the professor comes to seek young lady's amusement again, promises on the spot after hearing her claim and wishes:This to me not just small vegetables 1 disc!But listen to a young lady also up worry after finishing saying:Don't know a kid surname what how can rise name!Hence embrace the viewpoint and young lady trying and seeing to fall into conversation.
Teach:Which day is the kid whom you still record probably?
Young lady:Should be which good heavens sky of
Teach:You still record of that day of whom do you take place to pass to fasten with?
Young lady:I want to once have with three people, but the kid is actually a whose I which know!
Teach:Still remember all is who?
Young lady:Should be a high secretary, a manager Li, a plant manager Chen
The professor contemplated good short while, suddenly and fiercely a clap thigh:Have!The kid's surname had!Kid should Xing Guo!
The young lady doesn't understand that the favour asks:Why to want Xing Guo?The professor says that you that republican Gao, Lee and Chen San Ge person establishes relationship and takes the first half department of "Gao", "Lee"'s second half department, "Chen"'s left half department, constitute a word, isn't "Guo"?Three people of Gao Li Chen all did contribution to your kid, is a part that takes their three personal surnameses respectively your kid's surname, not very fair?Kid have to Xing Guo!Young lady on listenning to, to ah!Kid, Xing Guo, is again much to the point however!Hence settled down, kid, Xing Guo, .
The surname had, still have to have, hence the young lady continues to ask to teach is to the kid.The professor asks:Rise how many words of name?The young lady says:Three words, Chinese mostly three names of words.The professor contemplates a short moment again and gets a brainwave to say:The second word calls "spring"!The young lady asks:How to speak?The professor says:Do you see?You that republican three people establish relationship and be led by three personal days, 3 people isn't the day "spring" word?Once the young lady listen to and lightly beat a professor for a while, the sweet girlish voice said:Your quality!However this"spring" word is pretty suitable.Hence the second word that settles down kid's name is a spring,cheap beats by dr dre.
Arrived the third word immediately after.The professor wanted to mean to say:Is "sea"!Don't wait young lady to ask why, he immediately after says, three people of being born of kid all did some contribution, can say "three personal a point a persons"s, ha ha, is "sea", the kid called:Guo Chun Hai!!!
Hence, the kid called Guo Chun Hai
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1866 prostitute young lady is incredibly thus violent
A young lady beats a car to certain place, rent the driver gets to house with her in take, rent driver to wish:Ha ha, perhaps still occupied to do.Indeed as expected, on coming in, the young lady takes off totally mudely and rents driver to appreciate an absolute being meeting, fierce charge forward, 2 people hence sorcery mountain sexual intercourse, turn over cloud to reply rain, until have no rain ……matter finish, renting the driver has to walk person, the young lady forbids and says:You did many, accept you 300, have you the 10 dollars carfare among them, you must pay 290, the little penny doesn't also want to walk!
For-rent driver from recognize unlucky, had to hand over money, unexpectedly haven't gone out, have already had a police to rush to come in, leaving no chance to explain, took handcuffs, took a bureau together with young lady, witness thing certificate accompany at, had to acknowledgement, fine money 5000, notified that the friend carried money to Shu a person.(do not dare to notify a wife)
Just bowl out a front door, saw a young lady also come out, the hand inside still took a to fold Reminbi, hurtled him to keep smiling and rented driver to think:**, This is smelly*the son got to give bonus and saw how I tidy up you!
The time returned to drive discovers that the car has been already been stolen.
This next the rent driver can really anger:Well you is smelly*son, also unite a person to steal my car, you think who I am, Lao Tze was also regarded as a rascal before, wait to see.
Evening, invite quite a few smallly ruffian's friend, hold knife to receive noodles to hurtle into the young lady's house, the young lady sits upright on the sofa to watch television, at 1:00 also not panic:Hi, you how just come, need not received noodles, I knew who you are, am I waiting you and tells you, now my outdoors a lot of polices, as long as I call, will hurtle to come in right away, ha ha ……
The for-rent driver once suffers a los, ordering his brotherses don't acted rashly.
The for-rent driver says:How do you exactly want?
The young lady takes out a dish to record elephant to take:This is you last night at I the Piao bawdry recorded elephant here, the miniature installing in my house shoots elephant machine, have never thought, take out money on your body now all, otherwise, this dish recorded elephant and then would appear on your the wife's hand ……
The for-rent driver is helpless, have to Tao light pocket, pool 1000 dollars, changed back to record elephant to take.
Is for-rent driver and partner hurt like the Dou of rooster, depressed of outside walk, not think and be called by the young lady toward the door:Feed, record tomorrow still need to carry money, buy you hold knife tonight private rush a private house to attempt to irregularly record elephant ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1867 naked bath field
There is a naked bath field in the United States, the whole body material perfect young age young girl heads for one inside year man, man descend body not great, shy, the favour is covered with a piece of newspaper.The young girl asks: Sir, what is the newspaper underneath ?The man says: is a small bird.Then imperceptibly and asleep.After waking up, discover at the hospital, the oneself's beauty weeps over in the corner, a police asks: you made to this Sir what.The beauty says: I saw him asleep, with small bird play in a short while, the small bird grew up and seemed this I spit, I got angry and broke off with hand bird neck and broked off bird egg, I signed a square in the bird a fire.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1868 naked photograph
The general manager sits in the office of heteronomy teacher.The lawyer asks:"Are you to want to hear good news first and still keep hearing a bad news first?"
"Tell me the good news first."The general manager anxiously says.
"Your madam discovered a photograph that is worth of USD 500,000."
The general manager of"too like, " is very excited, "so bad news?"
"This is a you and the female secretary's naked photograph."
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1869 to make love classic dialogue is behind(fascinating)
After finishing making love with girl friend she says:"You are mine."
Then by hand hold tight my dd to say:"This is my a person."
I ask:"Even my all be not?"
She says:"Rightness!"
I am helpless to have to say to her:"That ask you to lend me it to use for a while, I want to go to the stool."
Mm:(sadly cried)You last I still not enough?Still is going to go to the stool?Your this conscienceless person~~~~~~~.
Accidentally(sigh tone):can't, not just for the sake of living
Mm(hold tight accidentally dd to suddenly and violently beat):say!In addition to toilet who do you still up lead?!
Accidentally(can not sustain the blows):don't ~~~I recruit, all of me recruit
Mm(a feet trample at accidentally head up):recruit quickly!From the beginning start to recruit
Accidentally(flow hot tears):in fact the all theses all want to be 8 years old from I to speak of that year, is that year, I the first-time top"learn", from started at that time, I in addition to on Sunday outside want all every day ascend she.Ah, that is that she is still very small, it calls primary school, I from 8 years old since ascend her on 16 years, learned to up arrive her to become university since the childhood
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